What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
I’m home alone with the tv repair man
Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
porn or murderApparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves