shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

(Source: shreracha, via itsmemacleod)

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via itsmemacleod)

p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via itsmemacleod)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via hoollah)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via silverlight513)